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Beating Cat's Heart

Ask an unsuspecting victim if they have seen a 'beating cat's heart', followed by exposing one's testicles and pumping in and out of one's fist to mimic a beating heart.
Jeffrey: Hey William! Have you ever seen a Beating Cat's Heart?
William: I don't believe I have Jeffrey, please enlighten me!
by Balzak T. Bagger January 14, 2010
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Beansing

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.
"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"
by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020
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Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.
Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.
by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020
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beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles August 18, 2016
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beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.
by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016
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breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.
Dude he’s got a breathing penis!
by Hasj May 2, 2018
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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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