Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower

dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.

by bir May 7, 2010

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

nigger beaner

Someone who is of African american and mexican decent...or looks like that of.

Jody- Look at that NIGGER BEANER
Ryan- Shes not black shes a jew.

by Rob Kennedias July 1, 2007

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010

Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 10, 2018

Beaner Bus

A public transportation bus, usually in Nassau County, Long Island, that travels between Barrios and Rich, snobby areas. Beaners crowd these buses to laborer staging areas where they get picked up for landscaping and construction jobs. Often the bus driver is the only U.S. Citizen on the bus.

Oh great, I have to take the Beaner Bus today to go to my doctor in Glen Cove.

by LIisinvaded April 25, 2010

Jelly Beaner

A really fat mexican

Man, did you see that jelly beaner?
No, why?
He had to be 300 pounds.

by jesikalovesme January 15, 2008