basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

by Anders April 5, 2003

barted

A term to describe being robbed or backstabbed by a close friend

Mo: damn bro, Harry took all my shit.

Paul: oh shit, you got barted?

by pedro13 August 5, 2018

battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

Puppy batter

Werewolf ejaculation

Girl - "Oh yes my big bad wolf please breed me. " "Fill me with your hot sticky puppy batter".

Werewolf - "You are my property now Little red riding hood"

by legion69420 January 19, 2015

1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by Nigward March 3, 2018

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011