fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008

Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009

baster

Peeing in someone's butt.

I'll give you the coke if you give me a baster

by Doobie Bros. Fan 3475 March 7, 2004

turkey baster

when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex

Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.

by Bnugz November 20, 2006

Basterd

A person born without a father.

I never met my father so therefore, I m a basterd.

by ah la mode May 9, 2009

mexican basterd

A silly wetback who has no father just like tyrone

Those Mexican basterds Stoll my tacos agian

by Jesusisnotmexican January 10, 2018

Basternet

Genital warts on the penis or testicals.

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.

by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011