Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010

reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre

Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night

by The-Big-D November 4, 2013

the sasquatch

when you are making out with your girlfriend and you suddenly thrust your foot up her vaginal duct.

tristan gave stacy "the sasquatch"

by milk T January 10, 2008

Sasquatch Salute

When someone is sleeping in front of a fan, you throw shit through the fan.

hey wake up or I'll show you a sasquatch salute!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

hairy sasquatch

the hairy sasquatch is achieved through a semi complex setup. first the lead guy baits a girl into a room where his friends are hiding in the closet. while getting head, he gets the girl topless or naked (preferably the later). then while shes at work down south, he knocks her out with a hard punch to the dome and thats when all his friends jump out of the closet, followed by everyone beating off on her, shaving their pubes and pasting the black mass to her unconscious body and the girl awakes to find herself...the hairy sasquatch.

dude, nate, nolan, jon and matt found the hairy sasquatch last night...her name is andrea!

by mr. make it rain on them hoes February 20, 2009

Sasquatch

to take a really massive shit

...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!

by WEEZEL February 14, 2003

Sasquatch

The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.

Tango: "Hey did you see sasquatch in the new beastie video?"

Cash: "No, but I saw the same damned thing back when clinton was President, when the D did it."

Tango: "Tru."

by Cardinal September 16, 2004