Baritone Saxophone

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

Porn Baron

A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering

Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?

by Barrii April 1, 2005

Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020

bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers

My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week

by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021

Barong

A beautiful girl who honestly dosent know her worth . She can be shy and timid but has a very big personality when she gets use to you. a lot of boys are attracted to her but she necessarily dosent want any of them in fact at the rate she rejects people you’d think she was gay . She’s hot tho

Barong is so hot bro
Barong left me on delivered

I know Barong she’s okay I guess

I’d let Barong can rail me any day

by Markrobinsonstemos456 July 27, 2021

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

Joe bartolozzi

I have been in the hills fucking dudes.

Joe bartolozzi has been in the hills with the dudes.

by Dr Blackie October 29, 2022