I used to think Jewel was a hot folk singer with big tits, but after seeing her perform during a NASCAR race, I realized that she's just an Alaskan chick with flappy baps and a snaggletooth.
by The Colonel February 27, 2006
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Get the Bapse mug.an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'
"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
by squidgeroo March 27, 2009
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
Person #1: Yo G, let's bounce on over to Hooters after work. Afterwards we can hit up some hookers.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
by Tripple Nipple March 3, 2010
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by Pety April 23, 2008
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