baldcel

An incel that is bald or on the verge of going bald.

Baldcel brutally rejected in favor of NW1 Chad
He's a strong 7/10, the fact he's a baldcel is counting against him though

by Fingro October 25, 2019

Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

by baldi's basics June 6, 2018

baldist

One who is prejudiced against the follicly-challenged.

He's a real baldist!

by Genku July 29, 2003

baldertrash

ridiculously straight up trash

that party was plain baldertrash

by recon-op May 4, 2003

baldisexual

Baldisexual is a romantic or sexual attraction to Baldi from Baldi's Basics in education and learning or BBIEAL for short

I'm so attracted to Baldi I thin I'm baldisexual

by XXRulerXX June 13, 2018

bald peach

the women's genitals that have been shaved

shaved pussy, shaved vagina.

She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.

by greatgenius February 15, 2010

bald onion

1) Reference to hairless (usually shaved) female genitalia.
2) A mixed drink originally concocted and named by Kurt J. Erdman

Sometimes you just have a yen for a bald onion.

by Angus McRoid July 20, 2003