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Baltasar

the Great, Wielder of the Long Staff, Bearer of the Rod of Giving, the Hidden Wizard, Master of the Nether Regions

Baltasar's are unassuming fellows, but they quickly grow to take fill up the holes in your life if you get to know them more closely. They can always turn a boring evening into a slippery slide of fun.
Baltasar's of old were often considered wizards due to their extensive knowledge of the wet and dark places of the world. Also from that time stems the superstition that Baltasars are bad for your health, as their friends allegedly tend to develop a bow legged walk.
Blessed with good fortune, Baltasars often have many kids and a large family. In modern times they are often sought after by the film industry to portrait wizards, due to their inherent skill of handling long, hard and thick staffs of all kinds, as well as producing magical outputs from them.
"I had a great time with Baltasar last night"
"The weekend at Baltasar's was really quite something. Very wet though, the weather wasn't too good."
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