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I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door

A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008
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Monkey on your back

Addiction, mostly heroin/morphine addiction.
Hey dad, you been smacking da H again, quit it bitch, you have a monkey on your back

But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.

There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,

-John Prine - 'Sam Stone' a song about a vietnam vet returning to the US with a monkey on his back.
by GG Allin11 September 1, 2013
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target on your back

When you are a mark named Mark and are either walking or standing still and a target or green light and red scope are behind you and on your back.
You did the right thing and walked away, but you should know there is a target on your back now.

Watch your six when you can't be my nine.
by MrMathAllOfYous November 9, 2020
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v on my back

When one says "v on my back" they are saying they do not trust anybody and all they have is themselves this phrase is popularized by the brand Vlone which sounds like alone
My boy just slimed me out wtf v on my back cant trust nobody
by novaromani April 6, 2023
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put da team on my back do

A term used to signify that you are going to do whatever it takes to give you (or your team) the victory.

Note: "Do" must be used after the phrase, or the sentence in which the phrase was used
I'm bout ta put da team on my back do... for this championship do.

Marshawn Lynch just made Darren Sharper look like a child when he put his team on his back do
by Jimmy Dean Jr. October 10, 2013
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monkey on my back

"i'm trying to kick this drug habit but there's a monkey on my back"
by bigronnis December 12, 2016
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knocking on the back door

During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."
When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.
by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005
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