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Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.
Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.
by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007
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Lackbeard

Barry : "Haven't you even reached puberty yet? Lackbeard."

Elves from the Lord of the Rings.
by BarryLover February 17, 2007
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backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it
Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.
by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011
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backward

I think that kid is a little backward
by doyle ross December 10, 2008
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Till’ It’s Backwards

Free Jay till’ it’s backwards!”
by Iamshyannn August 19, 2021
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Louie's Backyard

when you are outside at a concert and a girl is going rim job and your hole winks at her then you crap in her mouth.
Louie was rocking at Panic, and this chick from across the border squatted behind. In a fit of rage he said “well welcome to Louie's Backyard " and blasted her in the face.
by E Love November 15, 2006
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blackbeard r6s

Blackbeard is a absolute dogshit character in the lovely game of Rainbow Six Seige that probably deserves a buff but some retard at Ubisoft HQ thought is was a fucking excellent idea to nerf the snail of a character some more in operation Para Bellum which was his final nerf (hopefully)
(Next patch) Person 1: are they’re finally giving Blackbeard r6s a buff.
Person 2: Nope they never will.
by GravityJaxo July 12, 2018
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