Aunt Sally

The cool young aunt that never settled or got married. No matter how old she gets she's youthful. Everyone loves her she takes no shit and talks a lot of shit. She likes to party and sometimes she can get out of hand, so you might have to tell your friends Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she took too many shots of tequila.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she's late again.

by Aunt Sallyy October 11, 2018

Aunt Marrhea

The eviler sister of 'Aunt Flow'. She who brings diarrhea with your lady cycle.

Dude, not only did Aunt Flow stop by this morning, but she brought her sister, Aunt MaRrhea!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck September 19, 2008

Aunt Cindy

Verb. To refer to someone no one else in the room has met or heard of as if everyone knows them.
Noun. Someone who is always making obscure references to people no one know.

Person 1. You remember LEON from the bar! Leons mother just called me the other day and blah blah blah....
Person 2. I have never even been to that bar! I do not know anyone named leon.

Person 1. you know! Leon!

Person 2. Okay Aunt Cindy.
Person 3. She just Aunt Cindyed you.

by Katerina2 August 19, 2019

Aunt Scarlet

Another menstruation euphemism for women on their period.

Aunt Scarlet came over and now I have to wear pads.

by Thegingersnap18 May 26, 2015

rich aunt

you got a rich aunt :O i dont

my friend has a rich aunt she loves him so shes his sugar momma

by hiiihelloimaa August 12, 2022

Aunt Harriet

A person (usually a relative) who seems to either be drawn to (or more apt to like or take the side of) the people who are most toxic to you. Coined after Aunt Harriet from the old (Adam West) Batman series who, if she liked a fad, you can bet that it was a front for the villains.

Why are you sticking up for her after what she did to me - you are such an Aunt Harriet.

by Lucette Lapointe October 24, 2008

aunt gay

the real name of a prissy and uptight but kind aunt who summers in the Hampton’s. the name of my friends aunt who invited us to stay at the Hampton’s with her. marring her husband only or his money she is known for making good financial decisions. constantly reminding her guests to reapply sunscreen and tending to their wounds when they got a hitler Mustache cut she’s always looking out for your medical wellbeing.

yo, you she that bitchy milf writing an article by the pool?!..... yea that’s aunt gay

by writingshitaboutauntgay July 13, 2021