Social athlete

A participant or individual who competes in any sport in which alcoholic beverages are part of or encouraged. Sports include bowling, darts, horseshoes, pool, etc.

Team captain: We'll be lucky to Tim on our bowling team. He's one he'll of a social athlete.

by Snoop_JoeyJoe September 13, 2011

Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

by BOOOM! September 24, 2009

computer-athlete

Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams.

Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete.

by William Pate December 6, 2004

Athlete's Dick

When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.

You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.

by Kara Spade February 3, 2017

Song for Athene

The most beautiful song in the world. Written for Princess Diana's funeral.

The Lakes H.S. Chior is singing "song for athene" and they're really good

by rebeeeeca September 29, 2005

athlete's dick

a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.

girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.

by John boy schuller August 15, 2007

e-athlete

See ZiNcH @ #RandomXperts on gamesurge.

I'm too out of shape to play sports, thats why I'm an e-athlete.

by ZiNcH February 28, 2005