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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
mugGet the gooch astronautmug.

astronaut pussy

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...
by Lalakett August 9, 2024
mugGet the astronaut pussymug.

Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head
I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA
by 146foxyup March 13, 2023
mugGet the Dirty astronautmug.

you little astronaut

nice way of insulting someone. Also a Vsauce reference.
Michael: "What's up? Heh. YOU obviously! You little astronaut..."
mugGet the you little astronautmug.

astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
by Iknowatdatmeenz! March 4, 2017
mugGet the astronaut's wifemug.

astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.
You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style
by Dizzycord March 9, 2022
mugGet the astronaut stylemug.

reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays
chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
by misshap. September 12, 2022
mugGet the reverse astronaut cowboymug.

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