Astronaut in the ocean

A song lyric in the song astronaut in the ocean.

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean!

by SUSSY BAKA BESTIE June 17, 2021

reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays

chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy

by misshap. September 12, 2022

astronaut style

When you fuck your girl in a weightless state, typically in a pool or Zero G plane.

You: let’s fuck underwater
You’re fictional girl: oh hell yea been waiting for this day for eternity, finally we can try astronaut style

by Dizzycord March 9, 2022

astronaut tang

The combination of huffing inhalants from a salt and vinegar chip bag

Hey man, I just finished off this bag of lays, wanna astronaut tang some of this glue?

by Therealbojangles December 26, 2020

Astronaut Surprise

A zero gravity cumshot

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!

by TheOriginalYeet February 13, 2021

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021