Astrid

Astrid is the gayest person you’ll ever meet

Person 1: That girl looks so gay
Person 2: She must be an Astrid

by idkanymoreeeeeee October 14, 2021

Astrid

the saggy balls on a horse

wow yo balls lookin like Astrid

by astridthesannasupporter May 5, 2021

Astrid

female European backpacker, usually blonde, tanned and attractive.

checking out the Astrids at the Byron Bay backpackers hostels.

by roosaloose February 5, 2019

Astrid

a girl who got a little bit of tiktok fame and is now extremely full of herself. She is a player and flirts with every single guy but settles for a trash guy. She is often fake and not very good at small talk.

Jenny: She thinks she’s hot stuff because she has a thousand and tiktok followers
Lily: who?
Missy: Who do you think lol? Astrid 🙄

by hotbitchezzzz March 17, 2020

Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014

Astrid

She is a nice but at the same time mean. She hit boys all the time.she makes bad grade.she doesn’t care about nothing. Her personality is not that bad.

Astrid is so and very mean!

by It’s meeee March 10, 2018