reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

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chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
by misshap. September 13, 2022
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Astronaut head

Possessing an extremely large cranium.
Kendra Wilkinson: The skydiving helmet wouldn't fit since I have astronaut head
by biza0re July 13, 2009
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Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.
Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.
by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016
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Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....
by Shirtless Peja March 08, 2014
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astronaut rainbow

A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.
the man across the room flashes his Astronaut rainbow tattoo at me. He wanted some fun
by Yeah boo. Yeah January 11, 2018
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This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
by TheOriginalYeet February 14, 2021
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