Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

assdensity

Density of ass (attractive females) in a given area or venue

"What's the projected assdensity for the concert tonight?"

by Assman22 June 5, 2013

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

aside

Be my guest
Lets spend some time
I'll take care of yours
And you of Mine
Generosity is not the name
of a loving heart

that just wants to share

leave the names aside
and just be in the moment
same as in forever

by Krkič June 10, 2019

Assdeep Bra

A waste of height who can’t dunk and has a gender less girl

assdeep Bra was seen fuckign his girl in the forest

by daddyjatt October 10, 2019

Assier

To have more ass. The enhanced form of ass. Noun, Adj.

That was bad ass, but his was bad ASSIER.

by DaGorbes September 30, 2020

assiez

Assiez is a word used to replace ass, or asshole.

"Lick my assiez Oliver!"

by anonymous October 19, 2020