trippin' on asphalt

commonly used by skaters

used when a skater is havin a bad day (falling,not landing easy tricks,not being able to perform to average skill) refering to the streets they skate on.

Skater Guy 1- woah dude, i had a good day today

Skater Guy 2- not me, i was trippin' on asphalt

Skater Guy 1- yea man, you couldnt land anything

by Baby Shmo July 14, 2009

Flag

Get the trippin' on asphalt mug.

asphalt farmer

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it

Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy

by Ja$h November 6, 2014

Flag

Get the asphalt farmer mug.

Related Words

aseph • asphalt • assphyxiation • alepha • Asehole • Asphyxiation • Aleph • Ashphobic • Asphalt Cowboy • asphyxiate

assphobia

One whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star.

Nena needs someone that does not have assphobia....she likes to piitb.

by Mianosm November 21, 2006

Flag

Get the assphobia mug.

asphalt

A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.

Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.

by Skinny John February 18, 2009

Flag

Get the asphalt mug.

A condition in which an extreme decrease in the concentration of oxygen in the body accompanied by an increase in the concentration of carbon dioxide leads to loss of consciousness or death. Asphyxia can be induced by choking, drowning, electric shock, injury, or the inhalation of toxic gases.

Strychnine is a deadly type of poison that can cause asphixia or rigor mortis.

by iwillneverstoptalking.tumblr January 23, 2014

Flag