Noob apocalypse

When a Tom of new players join your game and asks you questions that make you feel awkward.

(An example of a noob apocalypse)
1Noob:how do you play? /you: well you ju-
3Noob :how can I win? /you:umm you just

need t—
3Noob:how do you get those items? /you: ;-;

by Fnaftail28 March 12, 2019

Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.

On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.

by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021

Fucktard Apocalypse

Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.

"What the hell is wrong with people today?!"
"It's the Fucktard Apocalypse, remember?"

by Guzzi October 23, 2014

Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

by rez111 July 20, 2011

aporkalypse

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012

Thot Apocalypse

Thot-Apocalypse means the the destruction in society which is caused by Thots (a word for slut) who are trying to sexualize the society by doing thot behavior like twerking, posing naked on Instagram , robbing mens bank account by different ways such as asking for cashapp, asking to buy premium snaps etc. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of “Jisun Benz Show”.

Michael: Man its sad that we are experiencing thot apocalypse in society.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.

by Jisun January 25, 2020

the apocalypse

the year 2020

"the year 2020 so far has been the worst year ever. we are on the brink of world war 3, and are currently experiencing a global pandemic caused by the COVID-19 coronavirus. this is probably the beginning of the apocalypse"

by john fet May 8, 2020