Android Emoji

insult, because the android emojis look deformed as fuck. I have nothing against Android, I am in fact, an android user. but yeah, basically means ugly

Person 1: bro, you’re so ugly you can make onions cry.
Person 2: Oh yeah buddy? You look like a fuckin’ Android Emoji.

Person 1: *Cries to his mom*

by BigSheepMeow April 25, 2021

Android noti sound

The best sound and very random in shit posts on tik tok iconic sound overall

*random ass man dancing* *red circle on random piece of shit* *Android noti sound* and for some reason this shit makes me laugh cus my humor is broken

by I luv milk <3 November 1, 2021

Android user

A group of stubid people who use damn android as their phone . And that android is a ripoff of iOS lol. Android user always yell at iPhone user and think their android is god but iPhone is shit pulled by Steve Jobs. But in reality, those are both opposite lol. And android phonesss are soooo fuckin laggy as they are made of rubbish lmao

Look! He is an <b> android user </b> using his explosive Samsung galaxy note 7!

<em> 5 mins later </em>
<b>Kaboooomm</b>

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Android

A smart phone that should not be a smart phone. Androids are a waste of money. Androids are slow and useless. It does not deserve the name "Smart Phone" it should be called................................. Dumb Phone.

"Androids are a pieces of garbage." Sundar Pichai says to me. "Aren't you the CEO of Android?" ask him. "Yeah, but everyone knows they suck." He responds. "True dat, True Dat."

by Yummysocks March 22, 2020

android

android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

androide

The act of an android user to cause an Apple product to make errors or shut down.

He androided my iphone.

by Trollen December 29, 2010

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010