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aqua scum

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
by megan March 28, 2005
mugGet the aqua scummug.

aqua noggin

Craig was born with an aqua noggin.
by mudson June 3, 2018
mugGet the aqua nogginmug.

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.
Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.
by DannikJerriko February 16, 2018
mugGet the aqua totsmug.

aqua juice

Person 1: Aye bruh im thirsty
Person 2: Gte you some aqua juice
Person 1: Aight, bet
by Dilly.Dilly February 5, 2018
mugGet the aqua juicemug.

Aqua Jesus

Aqua Jesus is the Mormon Jesus who has only water in his veins because their sacrament uses water instead of wine to represent his blood.
The Mormon missionary told me to "Let Aqua Jesus in to my life"
by jackmormonpriest June 5, 2016
mugGet the Aqua Jesusmug.

Hot aqua

when a bunch of fat old hags bounce around like potatoes in the water whilst being taught by a low life scumbag of a minimum wage instructor.
Old hag: u want to go to a Hot aqua class today

Other potato: ok
by immastaunchucuz May 12, 2019
mugGet the Hot aquamug.

aqua space

the appearance of water when the sun reflects on it, or any other glittery surface.

usually viewed post green-lungin it
K: it looks like....space!
H: yeah, like AQUA space!
K: mehhhhh...aaaaqua spaaaace
by ClUb TrEaSuReR October 25, 2005
mugGet the aqua spacemug.

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