adj.; The ability to smoke a joint or use a bong with either hand equally well; derives from the weed-rich Dutch city of Amsterdam and "ambidextrous".
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Get the Amsterdaxtrous mug.The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"
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What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".
If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?
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