bambulance

An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.

caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ambulance emergency line, do you have an emergency?
c: I need a bambulance
d: Who is this?
c: Joe
d: Where do you need it
c: I'm in the motherfucking phone booth at the Stop 'N' Go

by Clarence K. Deerkiller November 29, 2003

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

by Boris Spassky April 20, 2005

Antbulance

An ant that is carrying a dead or injured ant back to the ant hill.

"Hey look theres two Antbulances, there must have been an accident."

Ant: "Hey man call the Antbulance, i just got stepped on"

by Beelzeboss1988 July 14, 2009

ambulocetus

Literally "walking whale", it's a mean-spirited way of describing an obese person. Essentially, it's a stealthy or mocking pseudo-technical way of saying "landwhale".

Did you see that ambulocetus who waddled into the store the other day? She must have weighed 400 lb!

by apStone July 6, 2011

Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Amberlance

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.

Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.

by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

fambulance

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.

After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.

by pikefish February 12, 2009