ambulance

yoshikage kira's worst enemy and the cause of his death.

woman: Look out!

Yoshikage: What?

*proceeds to get run over by an ambulance*

by anonumasay May 23, 2022

Ambulance

White car that goes "Whee-Whoo-Whee-Whoo" and carries or drives injured/sick/dead people to safety or care.

Robber: *pulls out a knife* "Give me all your money"
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*

by Artificial-Intelligence August 18, 2023

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.

I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!

by geowmyers June 19, 2022

Ambulance system

A comprehensive pre-hospital care system comprising a dispatch center, well equipped ambulances and well trained emergency medical services personnel that work in unison and under the directive of the dispatch center to provide pre-hospital evacuations and/ or transfer of referred clients to appropriate levels of care.

A well functioning ambulance system is paramount to improving emergency care.

by dpml July 27, 2023