Alert the Media

Comment used when someone says something of utter uselessness, or that only they care about

"OMG she's like totally wearing my shirt"
"Oh no...should I alert the media?"

by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006

Curb Alert

An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.

Your mom is a curb alert

by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010

bitch alert

sudden realization that a bitch has enterd your area
also know a your bitch radar

I just got a sudden bitch alert

bitch alert, bitch alert she just entered the room

by jason1228 December 6, 2009

Cooch Alert

The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.

Yo, where were you when my skirt was up?! I thought you were on COOCH ALERT!

by skanhai February 24, 2011

troll alert

A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:

"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll

"Troll alert" - Superman

"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen

by atomicskifisher July 8, 2014

Alert

A remote ass military outpost in Northern Canada. The most northerly inhabited place in the world. So remote, the polar bears think it's too cold.

Yo why don't we just deport Johnny to Alert. He's a fucking idiot tbh.

by LordRafox July 4, 2019

Aleta

A girl known to get an "aw" from cuteness overloaded elders. She's very shy around most strangers. but can soon become devilish around people she knows. She does before she thinks, and often winds up in trouble, but she is nonetheless entertaining.

Classmate 1: "Did you hear Aleta got sent to the principal's?"
Classmate 2: "Again?"

Old Lady: "That little girl Aleta is such a doll!"
Old Man: "She's very polite!"

by Eckleburg July 30, 2015