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Ackenzie

"She is Ackenzie!"
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Acer

(botany) A botanical name at the rank of genus. Circumscription of this genus Acer has been fairly stable over the past few decades - the maples. Placement is either in family Aceraceae or family Sapindaceae.
Acer campestre - Field Maple
Acer grandidentatum - Bigtooth Maple
Acer macrophyllum - Bigleaf Maple
Acer micranthum - Garden Maple
Acer negundo - Manitoba Maple
Acer palmatum - Japanese Maple
Acer platanoides - Norway Maple
Acer pseudoplatanus - Sycamore Maple
Acer rubrum - Red Maple
Acer saccharinum - Silver Maple
Acer saccharum - Sugar Maple
by Acer de Guzman February 13, 2009
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acerbic

The person who responds dryly, often with an element of sarcasm or causticism underlying, to any given situation.
Ryan said to me after I asked him about his day: "I find that this day defines itself within a longer definition of "day". I'll let you know how I am when the "day" is done." I thought that this was a typical acerbic response from Ryan.
by lilulylo April 5, 2013
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Acere

It's the Cuban, not Miami, way to say "bro", "partner", "bra", "g", "gangsta", and all those.
Oye acere, que gola men!? Que pinga te pasa que no me has llamado?
by BornCuban93 August 21, 2009
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Acer

A fucking shitty computer company that makes laptop computers for underage students who decide that they want to start bringing computers to school. Unfourtunatly, all of these products suck the fucking dick, and should be avoided at all costs. Acer laptops are owned by phedophiles who enjoy eating feces and drinking urine and any other liquid that is excreted from the male sexual organ.
"Dude, Brain got a new Acer laptop"

"What a stinky diclicker"
by jamjames February 25, 2009
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Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!
Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice
by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020
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Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.
News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.
by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011
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