A clothing story that will give you popularity in exchange for your dignity, self-respect, and a shitload of cash. Mommy's little boys and girls shop there to fit an image and to cover up their low self-esteem. This store preys on sexually-deprived horny teenagers. Plus, for girls, abercrombie shirts give you breasts. Abercrombie clothing is a great way to spot a whore - it's quite helpful in judging people. Shit, man, I'm only gonna be a walking billboard if I'm gonna get paid for it...why would I pay to be able to advertise?? WHATS WRONG WITH OUR SOCIETY??
Doug: Hey, DUDE, if I buy this abercrombie shirt...girls will have sex with me.
Ashley: Hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt...ill go from an A to a C! Then the boys will know I'm E-Z!!!
Ashley: Hey, if i buy this abercrombie shirt...ill go from an A to a C! Then the boys will know I'm E-Z!!!
by PunkRockWhore January 6, 2005
Get the abercrombie mug.A clothing store. PERIOD! It is nothing more, I do not wear Abercrombie but I want to point out that this argument is utterly ridiculous. You all have turned urban dictionary into a forum. If you don’t like Abercrombie there is no reason to hate people who wear it. For everyone who is against it because it is a sign of conformity and you wish to be outside the crowd, I have news for you, you have opted to join another crowd, and I assure you that the teens who wear this logo, except for " prissy rich girls " (hey, everyone has their qualms), have nothing against you. I know many "rich" kids who opt not to wear this brand. If you think that you are the bigger person, because you can think freely and not buy this brand, keep in mind that by ridiculing people who choose to wear the Abercrombie logo you are thus proving your ignorance to everybody who reads your post. Not to mention you are going against your free thinking beliefs because you know that 5 minutes before you posted this your and your free thinking buddies were just repeating stereotypes about Abercrombie wearers that you picked up from some schmuck you met last week in the basement of a local church while listening to the new up and coming trendy emo band. Instead of telling all of us how bad you think you have it why don’t you wipe the shit out of your eyes and take a look at the flyers posted in the basement of the church that you just heard your favorite local band play and get off your ass and do something, like feed the homeless because you cant have it that bad seeing as you have a computer, an internet connection and enough free time to post these unpleasant explanations about Abercrombie and their marketing antics.
emo kid 1- Hey instead of descrimintating against people who wear certain genres of clothing, why dont i go try to make a difference on this planet?
emo kid 2- thats too hard, this is much more entertaining
emo kid 1- yeah, your right! Hey look at that Abercrombie faggot!
emo kid 2- thats too hard, this is much more entertaining
emo kid 1- yeah, your right! Hey look at that Abercrombie faggot!
by Tom August 23, 2005
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Preppy, stupid clothing shop that has ridiculously overpriced clothing and half-naked pictures of homosexual men on the walls.
by barely_usual February 1, 2009
Get the ABERCROMBIE & FITCH mug.A lifestyle brand marketed and made to appeal to a specific group of people. It's really that simple and note how I said "appeal to a specific group of people." Hot Topic doesn't appeal to me. It appeals to a specific group of people. It's all the same thing if you take the time to think about it. Different clothing companies for different kinds of people. See the innate diversity there? Apparently not as everyone thinks it's cool to bash what people wear. I see just as many people rip on kids who walk around wearing chains and other goofy adornments from Hot Topic as I see kids who get ripped apart for wearing 9 layers of different colored Abercrombie clothing in the summer time. The difference and the reason that Abercrombie and Fitch is generally targeted and insulted is simply that people who wear Abercrombie and Fitch are more often than not perceived as cool whereas the people who walk around in Hot Topic UFO pants are largely seen as weirdos. There you have two stereotypes which are both equally stupid and equally irrelevant, but hey, we all live in a country inhabited by people who can't get their head around anything but their own insecurities.
As a side note, I wear a lot of Abercrombie and actually work in one simply because the job is easy. A lot of my friends wear Rocawear and there are a few that wear PacSun and Hot Topic clothes. The bottom line, none of us could care any less what any of us wear. How it should be...
As a side note, I wear a lot of Abercrombie and actually work in one simply because the job is easy. A lot of my friends wear Rocawear and there are a few that wear PacSun and Hot Topic clothes. The bottom line, none of us could care any less what any of us wear. How it should be...
Actual example:
I walked into the GNC in the mall where I work and started talking to the guy behind the counter.
He goes, "Hey, do you work at Abercrombie and Fitch?"
I go, "Yeah man, how'd you know?"
He goes, "Your clothes bro, I don't know, you look like the kind of kid they'd hire."
Mind you he had tattoos covering his body and had about 4-5 piercings on his face.
I go, "Well by that token what are you on break from Hot Topic?"
I walked into the GNC in the mall where I work and started talking to the guy behind the counter.
He goes, "Hey, do you work at Abercrombie and Fitch?"
I go, "Yeah man, how'd you know?"
He goes, "Your clothes bro, I don't know, you look like the kind of kid they'd hire."
Mind you he had tattoos covering his body and had about 4-5 piercings on his face.
I go, "Well by that token what are you on break from Hot Topic?"
by RJSnj November 10, 2008
Get the ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH mug.A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.
Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"
"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006
Get the Abercrombie and felch mug.Any self-absorbed teenage (or wanna-be teenage) self-annointed princess who can't leave the house unless she's plastered with designer clothes labels.
Boy: "Man, did you hear about those dolphin massacres in Japan? How messed up."
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison. Can you believe she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison. Can you believe she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."
by Russell H May 24, 2007
Get the AbercromBitch mug.Aberzombie, well "Aberzombie and Stitch" is just a private label brand of clothing that is a parody and complete opposite of the Abercrombie and Fitch company. The company, Von Zombie, Llc, creates the Aberzombie designs, they also have a line called "Hellister", which is a parody and opposite of the brand "Hollister". Aberzombie & Stitch, as well as Hellister brands have nothing to do with fighting the trends, old gay males, or model wanna-bes. Aberzombie is defined as "A Living Brand for an UnDead World", and it is the look and theme of the macabre, death and horror, your parents hate, and your friends would DIE for! It's all about Flesh, Brains, Bones and Pain. The People who wear Aberzombie & Stitch, and Hellister typically are the death dealers. The people whom wear Abercrombie and Fitch, as well as Hollister are typically the victims... well in life and in the movies!
We like the idea of every once in a while being mindless and acting thoughtlessly, irrational, while releasing our primal carnivorous instincts and urges to feed upon the living!
We like the idea of every once in a while being mindless and acting thoughtlessly, irrational, while releasing our primal carnivorous instincts and urges to feed upon the living!
What can we use for an example...
Abercrombie (Guy): Hey Chick... I didnt know Abercrombie & Stitch made black shirts with skulls!
Aberzombie (Girl): They Don't!
Abercrombie (Guy): Oh yeah... uhmm where can I pick up one of those cool Aberzombie & Stitch shirts?
Aberzombie (Girl): The Morgue! Well if you dont end up there soon, then try the store or internet! Later!
Abercrombie (Guy): Hey Chick... I didnt know Abercrombie & Stitch made black shirts with skulls!
Aberzombie (Girl): They Don't!
Abercrombie (Guy): Oh yeah... uhmm where can I pick up one of those cool Aberzombie & Stitch shirts?
Aberzombie (Girl): The Morgue! Well if you dont end up there soon, then try the store or internet! Later!
by ABERZOMBIE & STITCH May 31, 2011
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