Curse of Athena

The deceptive effect where a girl looks good from far away and then you get closer and it turns out she does not. Derived from Athens, GA where the curse is particularly abundant.

Me: Man that girl is hot.
Brad: Yeah. Lets see what she is doing later.
Me: Ummm lets not. It seems that the curse of athena has struck again.

by shmatt2 October 20, 2010

Aahana

A goddess someone who is so superior that no one else could ever compare to her. Aahana is a god made creation. Anyone who is Aahana is blessed and is not a simp for white boys

Oh look here come AAAHANA I wish I was like her

by Nanster November 24, 2020

Athens

The capital of Greece. Athens is located in the periphery of Attica. It is then divided into East Attica, West Attica, Piraeus, and Athens. The capital itself today has approximately 5 million people. This is amazing due to the fact that all of Greece has a total population of 12.5 million - and half of them are located in the capital. Up front, Athens looks good, but is really bad on the inside. Aside from it's rich history that dates back to 2,000 B.C., most of it is dangerous. To start off, let's talk about the "good" areas: Eastern Attica, Piraeus, and the northern boundaries. These are the areas least affected from violence and crime. The northern boundaries, or heights, have the lowest crime rate. This is due to where all the rich white Greek people live. Aside from there the rest of Athens in general is bad. The worst areas: Omonoia, Syntagma, downtown Athens, and Exarchia are all the areas polluted by crime. Athens, as a matter of fact, comes #1 in crime rate in all of Europe. We Greeks take alot of pride in that. Central (downtown) Athens and Omonoia are run by the mafia and drug dealers. (*see below.) Crack is to New York as heroin is to Athens. Another fun fact is that Omonoia is 75% foreign populated (Bulgarians, Pakistanians, Russians, Albanians, Czecks, Swedes, etc.) The remaining 25% Greeks in the area are: old residents and Mafia figures. Aside from that, I warn all new comers to my hometown: if you're a tourist, don't stay long, and if your looking for a "job", you've come to the right place. Have fun!

*My uncle used to own a mini-market in downtown Athens. He was robbed over 7 times and the store was burned down by molotovs during a riot by hooligans in 2007. (This is no joke).

My friend back in 2005 was driving home from work in Omonoia and at a stoplight was dragged out of his car beaten, and had his car stolen.

Western Attica 8====> northern slutties!

Ellada gia panta! Athina sagapo!

by Greekbeast April 4, 2009

Athens

A small redneck shithole out yonder in Clarkhole County (see 'Deliverance').

Make sure your gun is loaded when traveling through Athens. You never know when some fat toothless woman will try to hog tie and rape you.

by Yo Mama 1221 November 30, 2009

dirty athena

A person who makes all the right choices but still get horrifically murdered. Usually with a strange or unusual object.

A good Christian boy tries his best to make everyone happy unfortunately gets kidnaped, raped and bludgeoned to death with a dildo. This is what we would call a "dirty Athena"

by Dirty Athena April 13, 2020

Aarena

Aarena is a great and loving friend that cares alot about all of her friends. In Aarenas eyes all are equal, if your a hobo she still cares about you as much as if you were the president of the U.S. Aarena only lets a friend go if you betray her.

If you ever find an Aarena DON'T LET THEM GO!!!!!!! Trust me you will regret it.

I just love Aarena!!!!

by KaTiEiSmYcAt September 9, 2010

Aaven

A cool and spectacular dude. He is really fun to be around and will know how to turn your bad day into a good day. He does have a temper when someone is doing something he doesn’t like. He knows how to get the ladies and has a very warm- heart

Becky; I’m feeling really down
Patrica : go and speak to Aaven

by Therealdefinintion July 24, 2019