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Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.
E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals
by Massive action June 8, 2017
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by @Zombie_TurtleBoy or @Aaron J October 28, 2019
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Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.
by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019
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When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them
MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
by Fundip39 February 23, 2019
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turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds
Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!
by Megan September 11, 2004
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The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).
Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.
by Maryfaery June 25, 2004
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When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.
She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.
by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011
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