Dude:dude, i had a boner watching underworld and got up to go get a drink, bad idea.
OtherDude:why?
Dude:cause it was a penis-in-a-box waiting to happen.
OtherDude: o shit! good thing i wasn't there!
OtherDude:why?
Dude:cause it was a penis-in-a-box waiting to happen.
OtherDude: o shit! good thing i wasn't there!
by DaRTH TaNK June 3, 2006
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That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
by pinhead77 December 15, 2008
Get the dumber than a box of brick shit mug.An insult to a persons mother that makes no sense. This insult is usually followed by the phrase, "Ooh, nigga you just got burned!"
by Agentx170019972010q March 1, 2010
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Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
Get the All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers mug.Baby Hugo cried whenever he played with his Jack-In-A-Box. Every time Jack popped out it frightened him. Bad Jack!
by MTF January 22, 2009
Get the Jack-In-A-Box mug.A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!
by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009
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