Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....

WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....

by Guys With Eyeliner Are HAWT!!! May 12, 2006

zonkey

1. the illegimate lovechild from the relationship between a zebra and a donkey.

2. the name given to any animal when one doesn't know its actual name.

That's a big ass dog or a small ass horse, must be a zonkey!

Guy 1: "This is my first time at the zoo, what's that animal right there?"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's a zonkey, man."

Guy 1: "Damn, gotta get out the hood more."

by ductape May 6, 2006

Zwanker

One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling.

Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy.

by fussock May 2, 2009

zonkered

very drunk to the point of black-out

That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off!

by Simon Eustice November 5, 2005

Zonk

Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"

My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!

by Mr Eric J February 3, 2012

Zonk

To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.

My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.

by Me&You February 9, 2012

zonkerhead

ashley a.k.a. slut is such a zonkerhead! meaning they are incredibly goofy and they are always laughing/making someone laugh at something

"omg, that girl is SUCH a zonkerhead!"

by jen! May 8, 2005