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Zip-Flop

(v.) The act of pulling your penis out of your pants and smacking it onto a table or other surface.
Fuck man, my dick is bruised. I zip-flopped at this party at least 3 or 4 times.
by SommerRaysAss February 15, 2018
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Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.
Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped
by The Improbable Viking November 21, 2010
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Related Words
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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah

Alice: Oh they make me so mad! They think they can be mean to me just because I'm smaller than they are!
Caterpillar: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.
by Katie654321 September 11, 2016
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Zip It Up

Man up! When a man is acting like he has a vagina and he needs to hide it, until he gets his balls back...so ya gotta zip it up.
Guy1 - Hey man I'm kinda scared to go talk to her
Guy2 - Dude, Zip It Up, and fuckin talk to her!

Guy1 - Those waves look kinda big.
Guy2 - Stop being such a pussy, Zip It Up and lets go!
Guy1 - I might just sit on the outside.
Guy2 - You'r a fuckin nifkin!
by chardee mcdennis October 29, 2011
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Zip-tie

A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.
Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"
by Woodie135 October 21, 2011
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Zip it

Silence is not for you
When you are disturbed
In your mind.

Silence is not for you
When you are
angry,stubborn and unkind.

Silence is not for you
When there are pangs of hunger
In your stomach.

Silence is not for you
When your heart is
blank and devoid of love.

Silence speaks louder
When the buzz of the breeze
squeezes through the half-closed
window of my room.

Silence resides in a
man,hearing the loudest
music in a concert.

Silence decides the
fate of a man
going to the gallows.

Indeed, Silence is benediction
All pervading in the Universe,
Oh Man! Sit,calm down,relax,
Make SILENCE your best friend!
Random : blah blah blah .
Random 2: zip it and make silance your end game . Rather say nothing and sit in silance then wisper to sankes and end a life worth living!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 2, 2019
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ZIP WAP

Similar to the "mushroom stamp", this procedure is done first with a male unzipping his fly and then proceeding to dish out a killer mushroom stamp...ie: slapping female with penis
I told my girl to clean the house, and if she doesn't I'll be forced to put my beer down and zip wap the bitch...
by Bisson March 29, 2008
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