Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".

Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018

Yoghurt Brek Jek

A guy who gets the piss taken out of him for being a jek. Yoghurt Brek Jek

One hell of a man. Jek just can’t get enough of those Yoghurt Breaks. Mmmmmmmmm

Jek is kinda quirky but don’t let him near the children lolz.

Person1: Hey yoghurt brek jek

Jek: Go away

by aftersun123 April 21, 2019

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

by #NotChad October 18, 2019

Yogol

You only got one life

That car is so expensive but I really like it. Im getting it, Yogol

by Shaju68 June 7, 2021

Yoshoda

White chick with freckles

Damn shawty the fuck on yo face?

These are my freckles, LOL I’m a Yoshoda

by Mahfizur July 29, 2021

Yoghurt female

a female that eats yoghurt on a daily basis , shes the queen of all women and shes taken by all the yoghurt men in the world. Shes loyal to all her males and is breed-able and submissive

damn.. that yoghurt female has a scrumptious ass

by @yoghurt.male February 10, 2022

Emo yoghurt

An emo yoghurt is what one eats when one is rather depressed and caked with lashings of eyeliner. Dramatic pauses are very common when eating this particular species of yoghurt.

"Oh man, I've had such a bad day. I'll go see if there's any emo yoghurts in the fridge..."

by Rachael loves Brian Cox. December 2, 2011