Nom-worthy

When something is worth eating, ie: noming.

"Mmm, that spaghetti looks particularly nom-worthy."

by tisbutfolly May 24, 2009

Scrog worthy

To Scrog: Have wild dirty sex. Someone who is scrog worthy evokes wild sexual desires. Scrog worthy: One who is deserving of fulfilling another's most banal and base sexual desires no matter how bizarre, i.e. fornicating in tartar sauce or penetration with food like corn. To be scrog worthy is the ultimate sexual partner for those indulging in the dark side of sexual desire.

"As soon as I met Ricky, I knew he was scrog worthy."

"He has the same bizarre taste in music as me, so he must be scrog worthy."

"Call me crazy, but when I saw her drunk and puking, I knew she was scrog worthy."

by CONSTRUCTION DIVA September 15, 2009

dutch-worthy

When you buy a nickle bag and there is just enough weed to roll a decent dutch master blunt.

That bag you copped is dutch-worthy.

Your mans bag's are not dutch-worthy

by kingpin & joe January 31, 2010

shovel worthy

Doing real work that is a difference maker for customers
Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in a specific way

Do something shovel worthy tomorrow!

by 196888889 February 26, 2019

Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.

Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

by kgb123 September 1, 2013

Mic drop worthy

Adjective - (1) When in a speech or literature the audience or reader could visualize a mic drop at the end of the prose or speech. (2) If the audience could say to themselves " Only thing missing was a mic drop" This is Mic Drop Worthy

Yo, that post was so good that shit is mic drop worthy!

by jdllu December 19, 2018

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023