flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

Woof Pussy

An all-Original Jam Band from Bergen County, New Jersey

hey...have you heard that new tune from Woof Pussy?

by corn cobbler October 20, 2009

woofin'

lying, to not be telling the truth.

Yo yo yo, pres. Bush is a freakin' rocket scientist, that man got brains.
No way man, you be woofin'.

by Jeff October 1, 2003

woofy

Diminutive slang for a canine; similar to doggy or pup. Seems to be more common in Canadian and British English than American.

Alex wondered where her woofy (or woofies) had gone, but then noticed she'd left the front gate open.

by Trickster Wolf November 19, 2009

woofta

An abbreviation for the 1970's British insult 'wooly woofta', meaning homosexual. It is cockney rhyming slang, so wooly woofta = poofta = homosexual.

That geezer is a right woofta.

by Kerpal Dog December 18, 2005

Woof

Used to describe an attractive, muscular, manly man. 'Woof' refers to the barking of a dog or howling of a wolf. A person will say 'Woof' to a guy/man when he/she thinks he is hot or is attracted to him. A form of being in awe of the person, like saying "wow".

Often used in the gay scene between muscular, manly, men.

* Hey, did you see that guy over there? The muscled one with the tattoos.
° WOOF!
* Yeah, he's really hot!

by MrNiles August 26, 2013

Woof

This is the sound a doggie makes.

Woof! *pant pant*

by Inuchance June 6, 2003