Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

by teamludobagman March 11, 2019

Wizard Balls

A term to describe a man’s balls that have not been trimmed for far too long.

When a man has neglected to trim his ball hair for too long thus resulting in elongated growth. He then styles the abnormally long testicle fur into a beard like shape (similar to Merlin’s beard). This can be emphasized by trimming all the hair off the top and sides of the balls leaving only the bottom hairs. This gives the balls a old mans face look. Having naturally white hair also adds to the flare of what is known as wizard balls.

Christian has the hairiest balls I have ever seen! They are fricken Wizard Balls!

by Sexual Chocolate Cup February 26, 2011

wizard finger

disgusting old hot dogs that get cooked way too long and begin to shrivel up, generally discounted to $0.50 at truck stops and convenience stores

dude I was so hungry I actually ate those 3 wizard fingers from 7-11

by jackstrawtfb January 30, 2020

Wizard Staff

Wizard Staff is a drinking game in which participants consume 12 oz. cans of beer. One begins the game by simply consuming a 12 oz. can of beer. Upon consumption, the bottom of a second 12 oz. can of beer is duct-taped to the top of the consumed 12 oz. can of beer. This process continues until one has what appears to be a Wizard's Staff.

By the end of the evening, participants will be able to perform magic.

Dude: Brah, that was a crazy game of Wizard Staff last night.

Brah: Word, dude. At least there wasn't anything to clean up.

by WizardStaff May 17, 2006

wizard medication

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Wizard of Baas

A nickname for a shepherd who is top notch, one of the best in his field.

All of the sheep love and happily follow the Wizard of Baas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Wizard's Potion

When you empty materials such as Coke and Mentos into a girl's vagina and watch the glorious explosion of the materials as well as some vaginal fluid.

I told Sam to put her legs behind her head so I could prepare a wizard's potion.

by Nermie December 14, 2009