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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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Are you fucking with me

Lauren is walking and steps in dog shit and yells are you fucking with me
by jewelsd October 15, 2019
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Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
by Eddy January 21, 2009
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Dining with Devon

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand
My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time
by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012
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bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
by wichita December 2, 2007
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The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."
Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
by movie fanatic August 3, 2009
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