Windows 8.1

It's Windows 8 but usable and actually good and gets even better with Windows 8.1 Update 1. The start button is back, there's now an all apps view on the start screen, search just searches (before it took you to a different screen, and you had to select what category you were searching in, now it's just a bar that shows up on the right side of the screen and searches everywhere by default), you can boot directly to desktop without going to start, you can use your desktop wallpaper on start, and much more plus more is still being added. You also get used to the metro interface and if you don't like it, Microsoft is adding the old start menu back in Windows 8.1 Update 2. However, it still feels like a beta and Windows 9 will probably be the next god-tier OS like Windows XP and 7, but it's a step in the right direction and feels like you're using a PC and not a tablet.

Windows 7 user: Windows 8 sucks
Windows 8 user: Yeah I want to downgrade to Windows 7
Windows 8.1 user: Why haven't either of you upgraded to 8.1 yet?
Linux user: Why are you guys still using Windows?

by blue_orange July 10, 2014

Windsor Ballet

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006

windshield shark

The small, shark-fin-shaped portion of the bottom of a car's windshield where neither wiper blade can reach, thus resulting in a perpetual shark-fin-shaped area of filth.

Aww man...my windshield shark is gettin' pretty dirty.

by Daewoo Q. Android August 23, 2007

Windows 2000

A much user-friendlier and hardware supportive version of the Microsoft Windows NT family of Operating Systems. Windows 2000 while not officially declared as NT 5.0 is basically just Windows NT 5.0 with Plug and Play support, EFS, NTFS 5.0 and a host of other features that are not available in Windows NT 4.x.

Windows 2000 is the best microsoft operating system available right now.

by Gary Destruction August 28, 2003

windows update

The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"

Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!

by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

by [e-mail] August 4, 2009

window lovin'

Window lovin' is something that can only occur when one or some of the car passengers' window buttons do not work. Those passengers must then request that the driver give them some window lovin'. The amount of window lovin' requested is related to how far the window is brought down.

Hey Elvis, can I get some window lovin'? No, wait, it's cold, less window lovin' please.

by Bojanks June 4, 2009