Championship Win Win

The written manifestation of a victory so awesome that using the term "epic win" would seem utterly insulting.

An expression of ultimate jubilance.

Adolescent One: Hey man, did you remember that Halo match last night?

Adolescent Two: Of course I did! It was championship win win!

by dijonmustardtheracist August 16, 2009

WIN

Whip Inflation Now. It was a pin people were encouraged by Gerald R. Ford to wear in the 1970's to discourage runnaway inflation.

Geez, I wonder why Bush hasn't broken open Gerald Ford's surplus WIN buttons, inflation is going to get serious if he doesn't do it soon. It may have taken 15-20 years and a couple recessions but those WIN buttons really did the trick.

by mlhiss April 5, 2008

Not winning

Charlie Sheen's word "Winning" but instead of Winning it is the opposite of winning.

Waking up at 4 am to take my parents to the airport is not winning.

by davispunk January 24, 2012

Winning

Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.

They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!

by jumpoutatree March 17, 2011

wins

Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)

Yeah bro me and my bud Jack got some hard Wins on Fortnite yesterday

by CameronDOTgov June 18, 2018

wins

What your machine or gadget does when it breaks down and quits on you.

Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.

by Milt Alwin March 1, 2011

winning

An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.

Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.

by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011