Hank J. Wimbleton

The protagonist in Madness Combat who died 7 times! I KNOW!!! He died more than fucking Jesus! If there's a guy who get's the record who died the most time, it's Hank J. Wimbleton. He has also had his body thrown around and has been resurrected again as a giant. Don't worry he didn't die as a giant.

"Hey it's my friend Hank J. Wimbleton!"
"Did he ever tell you about the time he died 7 times.

by The Real NerdMysteria January 28, 2018

wiminz

havish for saying "women"

i be hittin wiminz up from behind and poof .. i throw it in the anis .. one!

by secks August 5, 2003

wimpy

Feeble, weak. Also applied to objects or places.

The furnishings were a little wimpy for such bold decor.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

WIMP

W.I.M.P. is an abbreviation for
W - Women
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Penis
Literally the female equivalent of a Simp

A: This milf donated $500 on my twitch stream. She's a female Simp.
B: so she's a WIMP?
A: Pretty much, yeah.

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns December 23, 2020

wimmenz

Slang for women, typically used by /b/tards and others with a profound knowledge of internet slang.

There are no wimmenz on teh intarwebz.

by Phillip Morris May 15, 2007

wimp

weak incompotent meandering pussy

You wimp get out that GD foxhole

by Neo April 27, 2004

wimpster

One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men

A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.

Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?

Originally published in Bust Magazine.

Ian is such a wimpster. He hangs out at feminist rallies hoping to score.

by jonez June 27, 2005