wienersaurus

The wienersaurus is a creature from the Paleolithic era that stalks the earth in search of penis. This carnivore lurks in the grey area of the binary system (falling nine times out of ten into the zero catagory) and exploits drunken men. Quick to pounce, this cock-hungry creature is anything but shy and will stop at nothing to get what she wants; penis.
To this day, it is believed that a wienersaurus hunts by detecting the motion of fleeing victems. To evade a wienersaurus, remain motionless and mute, and sneak away at the most opportune moment.

Dude, why'd you bring Lisa? She grabbed my junk on the dance floor, tried to kiss me while she was talking to me, and keeps trying to mount me whenever I sit down. She's such a wienersaurus!
Well, I figured Jonny'd FUUUUCK 'ER!

*whisper* Shhhh! Quiet; don't move! WIENERSAURUS! Maybe it won't see us and it'll go away!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

Wiener-Kid

Any person or group of peoples (in any lower age group than the speaker) who have a maturity level that is equal to, or less than an average turnip.

"Those damned Wiener-Kids! Always fighting about stupid shit!"

"The Wiener-Kids have all decided it's cool to wear their pants backwards..."

"I HATE WIENER-KIDS DAMMIT!"

"Arguing for arguments sake is such a Wiener-Kid thing to do."

"F*cking Wiener-Kids"

by Miss.Mazy March 25, 2009

Wiener Puppet

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.

Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!

by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009

Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.

“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”

by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020

Weege

Weege was created by a man who did not know how to draw Luigi (from Super Mario Bros). Instead, he made a monster. Weege will "ravage your soul, haunt your dreams, and will make you die" from his stare.

Dude, Weege is so scary

I couldnt sleep last night

by beatriceee August 19, 2010

wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005