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Welcome To My Gran

This is what normal people say when introducing there Gran! Its polite and makes your gran feel welcome in you and your friends presence!
Jon: Aww Blud! Ain't that your granio?
Kay: Yea Boss!
Jon: Well Ain't ya gna say hello!
Kay: Jon Welcome to my gran!
Gran: Helllloooo Jon babe!! Heard your a real Go-er!
Kay: Gran, Please!
Gran:Sorry Darling, you made me feel a bit too welcome!
Jon: Dont Worry Granny babe!
by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008
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welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010
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Welcome To the Sota

(welcome to minnesota)
sota short for minnesota
by Jawara Hughes January 23, 2006
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Welcome Aboard!

To allow someone entry into your home when they show up uninvited.
C'mon Glen! Just welcome us aboard!

or

Joel! Good to see you! Can I welcome you aboard!?

Welcome Aboard!

"Cecila! How great of you to show up uninvited! Welcome Aboard "
by Akudama October 4, 2012
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Welcome Home

Expression said to Burners arriving at Burning Man. Burning Man is an event over Labor Day weekend on a dry lake bed in northern Nevada. 47,000 people attended in 2007. If you attended and loved it, you are a Burner. The expression is intended to welcome a Burner back to the playa for another year of fun.
Said by the BM Greeters, "Welcome Home!"

Said to folks obviously just arriving at BM (driving in their overloaded vehicle) and looking for a camping spot, "Welcome Home!"

Said to a BM friend from a previous year, "Welcome Home! Where are you camped?"
by Michael's Couch October 25, 2007
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Welcome To The Show

The state of no mental thought or reservation. When you do what is natural and what you want, when your only motivation is to seek fun at all costs, up to and including your life. When you are in the Show you not only go beyond the possible, but also beyond the impossible to achieve things that normal humans dream of. It is considered the big league of life, when you know you have finally arrived. The show is a DangerZone, when you enter the show, lesser men will envy you and may express hate.
"Welcome To The Show, Its time to fuck shit up"

"I just banged a Korean girl and a Chinese girl in a three way, Welcome to the Show"
by PanamaJack October 22, 2013
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welcome again

Welcoming once again after initial welcome
May we welcome again the honoured reverend.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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