Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Stage Weasel

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008

rab wiesel

wit a total new species min. hes the last ai a dying breed likes. just cuttin aboot d block stairs then oot ai naiwair he just swings doon the stairs like a total baboon. he looks like deji anaw.

rab wiesel swings like a baboon

by rab weisel January 10, 2019

cheese weasel

A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007

weasel

A being so slippery he could worm his way out of any situation. Also has small balls.

A Hindocha is a prime example of a weasel. Has rat like features

by A Choo April 4, 2008

waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 3, 2003