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walnut creek

A shit sack town that's full of police and dumb blonde socal people. The socal immigration started around the same time as the remodeling of the downtown area, which was a few years back (around '00). Before then, walnut creek was just a small quiet town. At that time, walnut creek also became a magnet for wiggers, thugs, brodys, beaners, and just about any jar of monkey semen around the bay area who could afford a bart pass. Basically there are no "locals" in walnut creek anymore, just a bunch of asshats coming in and out, and a police force that will stick it's cuke in your ass for just about anything.
Walnut creek is a great place to see another guys penis.
by shartbuckets April 14, 2007
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Walnut Creek

A pretty boring city filled with sluts and wanna-be ghetto people. at least it's close to fun places like oakland. lots of drugs in most of the schools here.
Typical walnut creek conversation:
Person: heyy hook me up?
Person 2: Whatdayawant?
Person: cocaine, hell yea, I'll make crack with it, like so ghetto!
by Jewelziedoll October 4, 2008
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cram it with walnuts

Used in conversation to initialize and complete a non sequitur, usually in response to a question.
Gerarld: Wanna get White Castle or Skyline?
Patsy: Cram it with walnuts!
by Charles Q. September 19, 2008
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walnut bottom

The ass of a chubby person, specifically pertaining to the creases and dimples that make the skin resemble a walnut.
That girl rode me good, but I won't be calling her back - she has a real walnut bottom.
by Nightmare Ives December 28, 2019
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Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!
by barely standing July 16, 2008
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Walnut Imprint

Arsehole... Shcvincter... Butthole... You know it.
'Check out my sweet walnut imprint!'

'Cor, my walnut imprint is SORE!'
by Machman January 25, 2009
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Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.
After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.
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