Whoopsy

A screaming metrosexual, who uses a female shield (pretend girlfriend) to cover up his secret obsession with men. Symptoms include the constant reference to sexual activity, River Island shopping and a compulsion to go shoe shopping rather than bowling with the bois.

Hey man have you seen (insert name here) ? Shit homie he so white whoopsy it hurts.

by Waz Goody2011 November 27, 2011

kaddi whompus

1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities

2) a foolish or dim-witted idea

3)a really whack statement

1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."

by Rugo May 10, 2008

whoops text

when you text the wrong person and reveal a secret at the same time

Jim texted his coworker Lisa "Miss You :-)"

He really meant to text his new gf he is keeping on the down low.

When Jim got back to the office her told Lisa sorry I whoops texted you.

by bluemouse April 30, 2010

Whoopsy-Pussy

N. When you get laid without trying or by accident.

I wasn't even into that girl, it was total whoopsy-pussy.

by TedDub April 6, 2011

Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.

Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"

by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018

Titty-whompus

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

by Wheel2 February 29, 2008

Whoopass

something you give someone if they are being an asshole

ill give you a side of whoopass!

by cosmic fool September 7, 2003