Canny whack

you will find it impossible to beat

you canny whack a chip butty!

by Little Miss Scotland January 25, 2012

Wal-Mart whack

A powerful punch executed during fights at Wal-Mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 TV, $199 laptop, or other gift item. The frequency of Wal-Mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on Black Friday, as well as Christmas Eve.

Christmas Shopper 1: "Man, that guy got knocked out cold"

Christmas Shopper 2: "Yeah, he got a pretty good Wal-Mart whack right to the jaw. He's not getting that laptop now!"

by Tmanc December 5, 2010

whack it

male masturbation

why don't you go wack it

by Dawn June 15, 2002

Whack-Jab

During oral sex, the male politly asks the female to "work on the head". As she does this, he acts as if he's masturbating, thus punching her in the nose several times.

Dude, I actually whack-jabbed that chick last night.

by blackmage (warcraft3.com) February 23, 2004

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 10, 2008

Whack Up Plan

When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.

We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.

by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011