All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.

Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.

by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012

I want to wear your pants

A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.

Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!

by YAWA May 1, 2018

I want to die

I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, its just saying they are tired of it.

Felix : I want to die

Grand : LOL

by Ebadlol June 30, 2020

America's Most Wanted Douche Bag

This is a rarer form of the more common douche bag. This subhuman species spends most of his time in the guise of a slacker. However, when provoked by moderate levels of conflict or confrontation he immediately enters a state of heightened douchiness. Unlike the more common douche bag, he completely overreacts in response to a situation and is blindly driven by his own social impotence. His unusually extreme reaction will often manifest as either violence or behavior similar to that of an individual with a severe mental illness, such as schizophrenia.

As a general warning:

In recent studies it has been shown than the onset of this condition tends to begin in males in their mid thirties. If you suspect that a male in your life has already begun this transformation, it is recommended that you distance yourself from him at once. Keep in mind that this level of douchiness increases tenfold every year that it remains untreated.

To America's Most Wanted Douche Bag:
You know who you are. It is never too late to ask for help. But do not ask the people you have wronged. They have put up with you long enough.

by Dedicated Behavioral Biologist June 24, 2010

I want your belly

I want to have deep sex with you. Wanting to put your penis so far into your partners anus that their belly bulges. Wanting to give them a belly bulge.

I want your belly, I want to rail you so deep I can see the outline of my cock

by Feer Martsant November 18, 2019

Need for speed most Wanted 2012

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.

Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018