Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

David walkering

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua

David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering

by 696unknown696 December 5, 2018

wangerin

Walking around aimlessly looking for a good time.

Derived from combining "wandering" and "grinning" by replacing the D in wandering with a G.

After a couple shots Scotty and I had nowhere to go so we went wangerin.

by Noah Wanderson August 14, 2007

Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

by tuoxam February 20, 2011

Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

by Evo Josh November 30, 2017

Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Wanderion

A person who moves about without a fixed course, aim, or goal. Often refers to someone who enjoys traveling and not staying in one place for very long.

Amy sure is a wanderion these days. She moved to San Francisco from Sedona, within a month!

by wanderion October 7, 2020