von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013

von eberstein

a cute german person that everyone loves

I wish I was more like that Von Eberstein!

by aeb312 October 27, 2020

Von Trotter

A gay/bi sexual person afraid to come out the closet, but comes out sooner or later.

I am a Von Trotter.

by Nothing but Facts!!! November 01, 2019

von Storch

A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent

Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch

by wookiecookie May 26, 2009

Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE

Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON

by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022

von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

by Chrisvon August 03, 2021