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I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
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Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you?
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
by jsababy August 24, 2008
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To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:
1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.
2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.
3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).
4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.
Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.
Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:
1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.
2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.
3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).
4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.
Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.
Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
Bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. Thinking back on her old relationship with Dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night Virginia Slaps.
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History: Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897.
DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."
Reply from Editor:
... Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and ....
History: Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897.
DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."
Reply from Editor:
... Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and ....
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West Virginia has terrible driving.
-in fact WV is ranked higher in driving ability than most states
-in fact WV is ranked higher in driving ability than most states
by country girl September 19, 2008
Get the West Virginia mug.He mocked me when I said I had Virginitiphobia saying that everyone was afraid of rape. Then I explained that the difference is that I think about everyday around the clock and think that I am always in a possible rape situation even as I sit in a crowded classroom at school. Then he felt like shit and ashamed of his penis.
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