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My virginity

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.
Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?
by anonymous September 18, 2020
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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
by LordShrakman December 16, 2018
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virgingity

Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you?

Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
by jsababy August 24, 2008
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Virginia Slap

The acting slapping someone square on the vagina with the backside of your hand. The slapper's hand must be held vertically and loosely.

To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:

1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.

2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.

3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).

4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.

Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.

Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
Bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. Thinking back on her old relationship with Dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night Virginia Slaps.
by Lefty Stroker January 1, 2011
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Yes, Virginia

I told you the truth, believe me.
History: Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897.

DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

Reply from Editor:
... Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and ....
Has democracy a future? Yes, Virginia, it does.
by weeknew August 23, 2011
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West Virginia

a state that is grossly oversterotyped
West Virginia has terrible driving.
-in fact WV is ranked higher in driving ability than most states
by country girl September 19, 2008
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Virginitiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of rape.
He mocked me when I said I had Virginitiphobia saying that everyone was afraid of rape. Then I explained that the difference is that I think about everyday around the clock and think that I am always in a possible rape situation even as I sit in a crowded classroom at school. Then he felt like shit and ashamed of his penis.
by P>I October 4, 2005
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