venezuelan slip and slide

Masturbating on a ratty mattress in the slums of south America while multiple Transexual prostitutes urinate on you until climax.

Change your sheets! Your bed looks like the aftermath of a venezuelan slip and slide!

by Uncle Jerimiah February 14, 2012

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

veneficus

n., Latin.

Translates to 'poisonous', 'magical', 'witch', 'wizard', or 'caster of spells'.

She makes magical dinosaur noises, therefore her scientific classification would be 'genasaurus veneficus'.

by 123sugar August 9, 2009

Venerus

VENERUS is a four piece band from Drugby. Formed in early 2004..

It consists of
Scott Worthington, Singer/2nd Guitar,
Ellis Sargunar, Guitarist/Backup Singer,
Glen Woodbridge, Bassist/ Backup Singer
Colin Wilkinson, Drummer/Asshole.

Everyone writes songs. So do we. The music we play is a range from rock, to punk, to anything else that we like. Main influences are Nirvana, Muse, Vex Red, My Vitriol and AFI, but god knows what we sound like

Hey, you heard teh new song by Venerus? Yeah, it fuckin rocks dude!!! LMAO

by Venerus September 12, 2004

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.

a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

by george lawford September 15, 2008

mons veneris

The "Mound of Venus" or vulva.

I don't wanna go to Mars, just to the Mons Veneris.

by octopod January 16, 2004